Today, when my merchant "friends", Noel and Missy, saw my new look they completely freaked out. We hadn't gone into the school premises yet so they pulled into the woods that surround my school to confront me.
Noel: O-M-G! You should, like, go change before Fawn (the Queen) sees you! You'll be done for
Missy: Yeah! What she, like, said! But times two!
Noel: Your welcome, gawd what would you even do without us? I wonder!
Missy: Wish she could be us! Then she'd, like, have a life!
*they walked away*
Of course I didn't change. I wanted Fawn to see me. Why shouldn't she get a good look at the girl who's going to take her place as Queen of our high school. I sat in the center of the cafeteria. Only the respectable citizens can sit in the center of the cafeteria. it's like living in hte capital city in the kingdom. Only the rich people can afford it because the houses are the most expensive there. I was visiting and pretending to own a house. I took a seat that kind of pushes out into the walkway so everyone that passed by had to see me. I got smiles and bubbly "Hi"s from all the girls and cool nods and "wassup"sfrom all the guys. I liked it but it wasn't the reaction I was waiting for. Fawn still hadn't seen me. I was just about to give up when she saw me. She headed in my direction, Lana (her lady-in-waiting) was walking half behind and half beside her. I'm not sure how they pull it off, but they do.
Fawn: Hey, you must be new here. I like your outfit. Your blazer is vintage, right?
Me: Yep, why do you ask Fawn?
Lana: Ohmygawd! I totally know that voice! Are you that loser girl with the funny name, ummm...dang, what was it?....Oh right! You're Krim, aren't you? I like your hair!
*Fawn's face screwed up like she was about to loose her cool. Then it suddenly got cool and composed again.*
Me: Yes, that's right. My name is Krim. It's nice to know you like my outfit and my hair, sort of anyway.
Fawn: Whatevs, it's the personality that makes the person. Not the clothes. You're still a loser and that' all you're ever gonna be. Just get used to it already. *she stepped closer to me so that she was looking down on me* Just. Stop. Trying.
Then she walked away. Everybody in the whole kingdom saw me dissed by Fawn so all the "Hi"s and waves and nods and "wassup"s stopped. I went straight back to Krim, the loser farmer who couldn't even afford to live in the city. I was stuck on my little farm, being taxed to death and all my crops were being taken by rich people. So I guess Fawn was right, it takes more than nice clothes to be popular. I have to work on my attitude. Popular people have spice or sugar. I just have to see which one suits me.
So I didn't get any more popular today, but I did learn something. I'm thinking I should crimp parts of my hair tomorrow and go for a grunge look. That might give me more motivation to act cool and spicy. Well, I'll think about and get back to this blog tomorrow. It's gonna be FRIDAY!! I'm gonna try and get invited to one of the lord's parties that they have every weekend.
Sincerely The Future Queen,
Krim
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