Sincerely,
your future queen, Krim
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Finding Queen Krim: Summer Break Edition part 2
I just wanted to follow up my last post with an explanation. In my town, no one goes away for the summer. No one. We all stick around to listen to the rumor mill (thank you Easy A! If you haven't seen it, You should) and of course to have sick parties. Well, I've heard that they're awesome but I've never actually been invited. This summer, I am going to get myself invited. No matter what. Tomorrow I'm going to get myself another makeover and a new summer wardrobe.
Finding Queen Krim: Summer Break Edition
So, if you guys hadn't noticed. I haven't blogged in a while. I hope I didn't lose the only three followers I once had. I'll keep going just in case.
Before I begin, let me just update you guys. My popularity level is still at zero. My makeover totally fell apart. I got my extensions tangled, the fake eyelashes got messed up, and I haven't even touched any makeup at all. Fawn is still bullying me and I'm still a poor farmer living on the far away outskirts of the outskirts of the kingdom. So, I'm going to completely start over this summer. So, as a refresher, I will post my edited beginning speech. again.
***High School: a daily process (5 days a week) that is used by adults to torture and abuse adolescents emotions.***
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "High school is to prepare you for college and life in the real world." and "High School isn't that bad, just step up." or some crap like that. I don't care what you say, high school is not, not, not, about learning. It's about climbing to the top of the social ladder. Doing your homework comes second, and everyone knows it.
High school is like a kingdom. You have your King and Queen, their royal families, your lords and ladies, the knights, the rich landowners who do absolutely nothing but have money somehow, the rich-but-not-too-rich merchants, the peasants, and then the poor farmers who live in the land outside the kingdom but everyone else lives in the city. I, no surprise here, happen to be a poor farmer. I work hard on my farm to grow my veggies and then respectable citizens come take them, sell them to the other citizens and then claim that they feed their people. That's what happens to me Monday through Friday except, they don't take veggies. They steal my ideas, jokes, clothing styles, and things like that. And on top of that, the King and Queen have the nerve to tax me! By 'taxing me' I mean bullying me and spreading rumors about me. And their loyal subjects get tax deductions by making/spreading rumors about me and bullying me.
I saw the picture (the big one with the heart that's right up there) and thought that maybe I'm like that heart. Maybe the real Krim (me) is hidden beneath layers of gray gunk and I just haven't found Krim yet. I can climb to the top of this monarchy while finding the real Krim! The real Krim belongs at the top of the monarchy of high school and I'm going to find her and restore her to her rightful place as Queen of my high school.
Before I begin, let me just update you guys. My popularity level is still at zero. My makeover totally fell apart. I got my extensions tangled, the fake eyelashes got messed up, and I haven't even touched any makeup at all. Fawn is still bullying me and I'm still a poor farmer living on the far away outskirts of the outskirts of the kingdom. So, I'm going to completely start over this summer. So, as a refresher, I will post my edited beginning speech. again.
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***High School: a daily process (5 days a week) that is used by adults to torture and abuse adolescents emotions.***Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "High school is to prepare you for college and life in the real world." and "High School isn't that bad, just step up." or some crap like that. I don't care what you say, high school is not, not, not, about learning. It's about climbing to the top of the social ladder. Doing your homework comes second, and everyone knows it.
High school is like a kingdom. You have your King and Queen, their royal families, your lords and ladies, the knights, the rich landowners who do absolutely nothing but have money somehow, the rich-but-not-too-rich merchants, the peasants, and then the poor farmers who live in the land outside the kingdom but everyone else lives in the city. I, no surprise here, happen to be a poor farmer. I work hard on my farm to grow my veggies and then respectable citizens come take them, sell them to the other citizens and then claim that they feed their people. That's what happens to me Monday through Friday except, they don't take veggies. They steal my ideas, jokes, clothing styles, and things like that. And on top of that, the King and Queen have the nerve to tax me! By 'taxing me' I mean bullying me and spreading rumors about me. And their loyal subjects get tax deductions by making/spreading rumors about me and bullying me.
I saw the picture (the big one with the heart that's right up there) and thought that maybe I'm like that heart. Maybe the real Krim (me) is hidden beneath layers of gray gunk and I just haven't found Krim yet. I can climb to the top of this monarchy while finding the real Krim! The real Krim belongs at the top of the monarchy of high school and I'm going to find her and restore her to her rightful place as Queen of my high school.
Sincerely the Future Queen,
Krim
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