Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Finding Queen Krim


***High School: a daily process (5 days a week) that is used by adults to torture and abuse adolescents emotions.***

    Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "High school is to prepare you for college and life in the real world." and "High School isn't that bad, just step up." or some crap like that. I don't care what you say, highschool is not, not, not, about learning. It's about climbing to the top of the social ladder. Doing your homework comes second, and everyone knows it.
    High school is like a kingdom. You have your King and Queen, their royal families, your lords and ladies, the knights, the rich landowners who do absolutely nothing but have money somehow, the rich-but-not-too-rich merchants, the peasants, and then the poor farmers who live in the famrs but everyone else lives in the city. I, no surprise there, happen to be a poor farmer. I work hard on my farm to grow my veggies and then respectable citizens come take them, sell them to the other citizens and then claim that they feed their people. That's what happens to me Monday through Friday except, they don't take veggies. They steal my ideas, jokes, clothing styles, and things like that. And on top of that, the King and Queen have the nerve to tax me! By 'taxing me' I mean bullying me and spreading rumors about me. And their loyal subjects get tax deductions by making/spreading rumors about me and bullying me.
    I saw the picture (the big one with the heart that's right up there) and thought that maybe I'm like that heart. Maybe the real Krim (me) is hidden beneath layers of gray gunk and I just haven't found Krim yet. I can climb to the top of this monarchy while finding the real Krim! The real Krim belongs at the top of the monarchy of highschool and I'm going to find her and restore her to her rightful place as Queen of my high school.

Sincerely the Future Queen,
                 Krim

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